A variety of things to entertain, educate and simply waste time. Here you will find jokes, games, useless facts, cute pictures and other amusing oddities I come across through the computer, emails, and other media.

NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.

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March 19, 2008

Seniors Joke #1

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

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