An Irish priest and a rabbi have a head-on collision. The priest regains consciousness first and gets out of his car. He pulls the rabbi out of his car and helps him to the side of the road.
The priest says, "Sit still, rabbi. I've got something in me glove compartment that will help ye." The priest brings back a bottle of Irish whiskey and tells the rabbi, "Take a good, long drink, rabbi. It will clear your head." The rabbi takes a healthy swig and, looking to thank the priest, exclaims,
"My god father, you look in terrible shape too! Aren't you going to have a drink?"
"Aye, I'll be having me a drink," replies the priest, "Directly after the police file the accident report!"
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