A variety of things to entertain, educate and simply waste time. Here you will find jokes, games, useless facts, cute pictures and other amusing oddities I come across through the computer, emails, and other media.
NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.
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NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.
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March 10, 2008
FISHING CAMP
The guys were all at fishing camp. They had to bunk two to a room.
No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they
voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast the next morning
with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I sat up and watched him all night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly ex-football
player; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed.
"Good morning," he said.
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed
and kissed him good night.
He sat up and watched me all night!"
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