A variety of things to entertain, educate and simply waste time. Here you will find jokes, games, useless facts, cute pictures and other amusing oddities I come across through the computer, emails, and other media.

NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.

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March 25, 2008

Crushed Nuts?

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.


After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.


The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'


'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'


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