A variety of things to entertain, educate and simply waste time. Here you will find jokes, games, useless facts, cute pictures and other amusing oddities I come across through the computer, emails, and other media.

NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.

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March 8, 2008

BLESSED CANADA




On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said:

"Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty.

It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats, and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"


"Not really," replied God "just wait and see the winters I am going to give them!"

AMEN!
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