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February 1, 2008

One For The Farmers

A man owned a small farm in Texas.

The Texas State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.



"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the agent.



"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.



The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.



Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and

does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per

week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of

bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."



"That's the guy I want to talk to...the half-wit," said the agent.



"That would be me," replied the farmer



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