A variety of things to entertain, educate and simply waste time. Here you will find jokes, games, useless facts, cute pictures and other amusing oddities I come across through the computer, emails, and other media.

NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.

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February 8, 2008

OLDER WOMEN...



After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said, "Honey, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment,
a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and
white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a HOT 25 year old gal.

Now I have a $500,000 house, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a
plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69 year old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a HOT 25 year old gal and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car,
sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great ? They really know how to solve your
MID-LIFE CRISIS.

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