A variety of things to entertain, educate and simply waste time. Here you will find jokes, games, useless facts, cute pictures and other amusing oddities I come across through the computer, emails, and other media.

NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.

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January 29, 2008

GO FLY A KITE!

A husband in his backyard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while his wife is watching from the kitchen window. Muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything, she opens the window and yells to him, "You need a piece of tail!"

The man turns with a confused look on his face and cries, "Make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"
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