A variety of things to entertain, educate and simply waste time. Here you will find jokes, games, useless facts, cute pictures and other amusing oddities I come across through the computer, emails, and other media.

NOTE* This is one of the few places I allow myself to be POLITICALLY UNCORRECT. Reader discretion is advised. Those easily offended and under 18 not recommended.

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January 19, 2008

How to tell the sex of a fly



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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh!!, Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.



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Intrigued, she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

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